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ethanol

A member of the alcohol homologous series (general formula R-OH, pronounced ‘rho) found in teachers’ bottles of ‘water’ the world over.  Ethanol dissolves easily in water because a large percentage of the molecule is polar.  The very electronegative oxygen atom pulls the electrons in the O-H bond towards it, causing a negative end (O) and a positive end (H) to form.  The intermolecular force created by positive ends on one molecule pulling in negative ends on neighbouring molecules is called hydrogen bonding.

 

Water itself is highly polar, because it is essentially two OH groups in one place at the same time.  Polar molecules mix fully with other polar molecules, like a bag full of different kinds of magnets.  Non-polar molecules mix fully with other non-polar molecules, like a bag full of different kinds of beans.  Polar and non-polar molecules do not mix, as you can see when petrol floats on water.  They won’t mix because the polar molecules are only attracted to each other.  If you put some beans into your bag of magnets, the beans won’t get between the magnets for very long.  The beans will collect at the bottom.

 

In alcohols with much longer non-polar alkyl groups, the polar effect of the –OH group is unnoticeable and their physical properties are closer to non-polar hydrocarbons than short-chain alcohols.  Alcohols with more than one –OH group are called polyhydric alcohols.  A good example is the trihydric alcohol propane-1,2,3-triol AKA glycerol or bubble mixture.

 

Drunkenness and genetics

Molecular formula C2H5OH, ethanol was originally mixed with drinks in Europe to kill bacteria in the water.  Europeans became slightly less affected by the toxic effects of ethanol as they drank large quantities of it.  In Asia, water was boiled to make it safe to drink, so Asian peoples did not develop resistance to ethanol toxicity.  This explains why the Japanese get drunk on much smaller quantities of alcohol than we do.  To see how ethanol works once inside you, read this HowStuffWorks article.

 

Help I’ve been affected by ethanol

Ethanol is a sexual catalyst because it makes sex possible at lower levels of attraction than normal.  Although chemistry constantly talks about how catalysts are a good thing, in this case, it’s often not.  Ethanol can make the following reaction frighteningly feasible:

 

you + whale → bed

 

The mechanism is that ethanol inhibits your ability to say no, not only to sex but to pretty much anything.  You won’t be able to resist fighting, eating, urinating in telephone boxes, falling over, vomiting, karaoke or spending all your wages in Chicken Master.  If you wake up with an unpleasantly high concentration of ethanol in your body, read this article about why you feel hung-over.  If you wake up with a ho, all I can offer you is this: you should have run while you had the chance.

fatty acids

hydroxonium ion

We talk about the concentration of H+ ions being the meaning of acidity but in fact the protons released by acids exist as part of the hydroxonium ion, H3O+.  The name comes from hydrogen + oxygen fitted into the pattern of ammonium NH4+, the ion formed when ammonia, NH3, uses its nitrogen atom’s lone pair to form a dative-covalent bond with an H+ ion.  The chemistry of H+ compared to H3O+ is exactly the same.  The H2O that bonds to the H+ is just hydrating it, like water ligands hydrate Cu2+ ions to make a complex that causes the truly excellent blue colour of copper(II)  sulphate.  As soon as you want your H+ to do something chemical, like react with an OH- to form water, it’s free of the H3O+ ion to do its dirty business.

 

How do you name hydrocarbons?  What does octane mean?

Firstly, the oct- prefix indicates an eight-carbon atom skeleton.  Secondly, the –ane suffix indicates the chemical is a member of the alkane homologous series.  This implies a molecular formula CnH2n+2, where n is the number of carbon atoms present.  I know n = 8 from the name, so the formula must be C8H2x8+2 = C8H18

 

General formula for alkanes: CnH2n+2

n =

name of alkane

1

Methane

2

Ethane

3

Propane

4

Butane

5

Pentane

6

Hexane

7

Heptane

8

Octane

9

Nonane

10 Decane

20 Icosane

30 Triacontane

40 Tetracontane

11 Undecane

21 Henicosane

31 Hentriacontane

50 Pentacontane

12 Dodecane

22 Docosane

32 Dotriacontane

60 Hexacontane

13 Tridecane

23 Tricosane

33 Tritriacontane

70 Heptacontane

14 Tetradecane

24 Tetracosane

34 Tetracontane

80 Octacontane

15 Pentadecane

25 Pentacosane

35 Pentacontane

90 Nonacontane

16 Hexadecane

26 Hexacosane

36 Hexacontane

100 Hectane

17 Heptadecane

27 Heptacosane

37 Heptacontane

132 Dotriacontahectane

18 Octadecane

28 Octacosane

38 Octacontane

 

19 Nonadecane

29 Nonacosane

39 Nonacontane

 

 

Sodium isn’t spelt with N or A, so why is its symbol Na?

Most of the elements have easy-to-understand symbols.  Lithium’s symbol Li comes from the first two letters of its name.  Confusingly, some elements have symbols made of letters that don’t appear in their names at all.  Here’s why…

 

Symbol

Element

Why?

Ag

Silver

Argentum is Latin for silver

Au

Gold

Aurum is Latin for gold

Cu

Copper

Cuprum is Latin for copper

Fe

Iron

Ferrum is Latin for iron

Hg

Mercury

Hydrargyrum is Latin for mercury

K

Potassium

Kalium is Latin for potassium

Na

Sodium

Natrium is Latin for sodium

Pb

Lead

Plumbum is Latin for lead

Sb

Antimony

Stibnum is Latin for antimony

Sn

Tin

Stannum is Latin for tin

W

Tungsten

Wolframium is Latin for tungsten

 

Where do they get the names for elements and chemicals from?

Let’s face it, the origin of words like oxygen isn’t exactly obvious.  For other elements (e.g. Einsteinium), it doesn’t take a genius to see where the name came from, but you still wonder why that one got that name.  I only know a few but if I find out more I’ll keep you posted.

 

Symbol

Element / Chemical

Who came up with that?

Mg

Magnesium

Magnesia was a place in Asia Minor (ancient Turkey) where the mineral magnesium oxide (MgO) existed.  The ancient Greeks called MgO magnesia, so when the metal discovered in 1808 by isolating it from MgO oxide, the natural choice of name was magnesium.  The ending –ium replaced the –a ending in magnesia to distinguish the element from MgO and to follow the logical naming pattern of most other elements (for example, sodium, potassium and calcium).

NH3

Ammonia

Ammonia gets its name from sal ammoniac, an outdated word for ammonium chloride NH4Cl.  The name came from sal ammoniacus, Latin for ‘salt of Ammon’.  The word ammoniacus came into the Latin vocabulary from Greek, in the form of the Greek word ammōniakos (αμμωνιακος), meaning ‘of Ammon’.

 

What’s Ammon and why is ammonium chloride named after it, you ask?  The salt found by the Greeks near the temple of Jupiter Ammon at Siwa in Egypt was in fact ammonium chloride.  As far as the Greeks were concerned this was just some random salt – they didn’t know it contained nitrogen or hydrogen or chlorine.  They just named it ammōniakos after the temple.

 

 

Pseudo-element symbols

Sometimes you’ll see symbols for what seem to be elements that aren’t on the periodic table alongside the normal elements.  It’s sometimes appropriate to abbreviate very common molecules to a symbol, especially for organic groups and ligands.  These symbols are often called pseudo-elements.

 

Symbol

Pseudo-element

Structural formula

D

Deuterium (hydrogen with an extra neutron)

2H

acac

Acetylacetone (2,4-pentadione)

(a ligand) click orange text for MSDS

en

Ethylene diamine (= ethane-1,2-diamine)

 

Et

Ethyl group

 

Me

Methyl group

PR3

Trialkylphosphine group

Ph

Phenyl group

 

PPh3

Triphenylphosphine

 

T

Tritium (hydrogen with two extra neutrons)

3H

 

Specially-named groups in the periodic table

1. The Alkali Metals

Group 1: Li, Na, K, Rb, Cs, Fr

Form alkaline solutions when they dissolve in water

 

2. The Alkaline-Earth Metals

Group 2: Beryllium (Be), Magnesium (Mg), Calcium (Ca), Strontium (Sr), Barium (Ba) and Radium (Ra)

 

5. The Pnictogens

Group 5: Nitrogen (N), Phosphorus (P), Arsenic (As), Antimony (Sb) and Bismuth (Bi).

Highly reactive elements, often poisonous to humans.

 

6. The Chalcogens

Group 6: O, S, Se, Te, Po

Strongly oxidising, electronegative elements

 

7. The Halogens

Group 7:  Fluorine (F), Chlorine (Cl), Bromine (Br), Iodine (I) and Astatine (At).

Highly reactive electronegative diatomic molecules, ranging from gas to liquid to solid at room temperature.

 

8. The Noble Gases

Group 8: Ne, Ar, Kr, Xe, Rn

Extremely unreactive monatomic gases

 

Look Around You

This website is funny: www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/lookaroundyou.

Chucklesome gags on the DVD include …water, chemical symbol H-twenty, is the giver of life.”